I think there are Process gardeners and Product gardeners.
Product gardeners plant and dig and design with the end "product" in mind. They almost always have a plan; they're the ones you see in the green house with a list in hand, filling their cardboard box with very specific plants. When they get the plants home, they'll plant them according to the plan they made that winter. There may be a diagram, or even a pot how-to that they printed off the computer like so:
When Product gardeners plant vegetables, they only plant the ones they know they have a specific purpose for when the plants mature. If they don't eat swiss chard, they won't plant it, no matter how eye catching it is. Product gardeners have very neat gardens and pots with well-behaved plants. There really are no surprises and that's comforting to them.
When they look out the window, everything is as it should be and the gardens generally look something like this:
Product gardeners are the epitome of discipline and their end products are enviable. In fact, Product gardeners are usually the reason people get into gardening in the first place; they want THEIR yards to look like that, too.
(Incidentally, I presume they're also the people who have their canned goods in order, alphabetically, and their bathrooms are always clean.)
Process gardeners generally begin as Product gardeners, I believe, but once they realize the variety of plants and the magic of a seed turning into a hollyhock, something inside them snaps and they're never the same.
Process gardeners go to the greenhouse with the vague notion that they're going to get "some flowers" for the pots on their deck and "some vegetables" so they'll have something to put in their salads later in the summer. They're very open minded and adventurous when buying plants; this is both their charm and downfall...
Process gardeners often get home with an SUV full of plants and not the vaguest notion of where to put them. Their enthusiasm is bigger than their space (AND their wallets), but they're undaunted.
They love digging and planting, they grow attached to their plants and posies....mourning the loss of a tomato plant as personally as one would a great aunt.
Their pots generally look something like this:
There could be a tomato lurking at the back of this container....
one never knows with a Process gardener.
Seed packets are always enticing to Process gardeners, with pretty pictures and relatively cheap cost.
To be painfully honest, almost anything plant related is enticing to Process gardeners.
Their gardens often look like this:
The delight is in the mystery.
Process gardeners are generally forgetful and end up overplanting a zinna in a bed they've already seeded to lettuce or something.
I assume this is where French intensive gardening got started; someone cleverly thought to make a Process gardener's absentmindedness into a fahncy sounding plan that really just means "I planted too much in this bed and can't bear to tear any of it out".
I've never really met anyone who lives with a foot in both camps, a Process oriented Product gardener. Some gardeners will try to pretend they're one when they're really wired the other way. It's funny for me to watch Product gardeners try to do a "casual" pot or bed. Try as they may, they can't help making it neat and tidy, with crisp edges. What is "relaxed" to a Product gardener is considered "formal" to the rest of the world....even if they use sprawl-y plants, the plants will be trained to sprawl in a specific direction.
Likewise, it's equally amusing to hand a Process gardener a specific amount of money (say, $50) and a detailed list, stating that they must stay within those bounds. They cannot, and end up cutting deals at the checkout over the extra ivy leafed geranium, 4 pack of banana peppers, seed packets for bachelor buttons that somehow slipped into the cart.
There's nothing morally superior about either type of gardener, no matter what anyone says.
(I'm a Process person who tries not to envy the Product folks OR pity their lack of adventure.)
No matter how we go about it, gardening makes the world a more beautiful place for ourselves and others.
And now, I'm going to go plant some flame red salvia and a rosemary plant that called my name yesterday while I purchased a hanging basket.
I think there's room in the carrot/zinnia/pea/cucumber bed....












































