Friday, May 02, 2014

May Day in Montana...Cohagen Style


The Farmer and the Boss are still planting, so I was reluctantly appointed to put out salt'n'minral.  I was a sure bet to mess the job up, but they were "in a real tight spot", the job needed done on one of the only nice days we were going to have, so they took their chances.  
And I took my camera.

Here's the trough, made out of an old tire turned inside out and nailed to a loggishly heavy chunk of wood.  Salt'n'minral troughs are generally situated close to a source of water, like a well or a creek...they're easy to locate to re-fill and the cows can have a good drink after their "snack". 

These are big tractor tires that have been used to hold chopped hay for feed.  And this is the babysitter cow, who drew the short straw somehow that morning and is stuck with all the calves until their mamas wander back that afternoon.  Babysitter cows always look weary and hassled, much like daycare workers.  

This baby sitter is in denial.  She's pretending to sun herself in the pasture while the young hooligans cavort by the rocks.  It's probably Day Two for her and she's plotting how to sneak off in the morning, leaving some other stooge to watch the rascals.


Watering in the creek....


Look at her eyelashes!  And beautiful star design in the hair on her face!  


And this one has dreamy eyes and a perfect little nose!


Oh!  The World's Most Beautiful Cow was hanging out by the salt'n'minral troughs, as if she knew I was coming!  We had a little chat and she posed for another glamour shot.  If I ever do a Cow-lendar, she'll be the cover girl.  
But you probably already suspected that.


I'm fascinated by the sworls of hair that the cows rub off on barb wire! It must feel so good to get all that winter hair off, and it's funny to see a furry gate.  


Who doesn't love a windmill?!


We find pieces of the lives of the people who lived here before us, being slowly digested by the prairie...
I always wonder why they chose, say, to leave their wagon on top of the highest hill in the pasture.  Did they want to make a monument?  Is that just where it finally broke for good?  Did they think they'd be back and want to be able to find it?  A hundred ponders in a little pile of iron and rotting wood....





I noticed this about the yucca yesterday:  you can tell pastures that have been grazed, because there are no seed pods on the spiky plants....cows love them like a kid loves cotton candy!  But I was driving to Cohagen through a pasture that's been in CRP and no cows...all the pods were intact.  


The first flowers on the prairie are almost alpine.  They grow on foliage that's more carpet-like than vertical, and their blossoms are minuscule.



I swapped out the Honda side-by-side for the Kawasaki Mule (think Flintstone car) so I could clean out my flower beds in the next couple days.  On my way up our road, I came across these girls who were spoiling for a race.  (It was a sure thing on their part because the Mule tops out at maybe 8 MPH, if you floor the accelerator and are going downhill.)  I think they'd been grazing and napping all day, and were bored. Right after I took this picture, they got organized and started a lazy run parallel to the road...

You can tell they're just trying to get me all fired up for a really good run.  (See how young most of them are? Last year's fawns with a couple does.)  The lead doe is about to kick it in the next gear, though....

I was just holding the camera up and hitting the shutter when we really got going.  They're still not "all out", but won with the easy run, crossing the road just in front of the Mule and circling to a stop on the other side.  It was hardly a challenge and they seemed happy, but not ecstatic like they are when it's a really fast, close race.

Today it's raining...YES!...and that's why I'm catching up on bloggery.  As soon as the weather straightens up, we'll start branding and you'll get even MORE cow pictures, along with dubious philosophical diatribes.

Dear High School Graduating Seniors,

Yes, you....the bright, promising baby-adults who are putting on those long coveted, overpriced cardboard caps and crepe paper gowns this spring.  You're going to get lots of towels, gift cards and $20 bills, along with Hallmark greetings that wish you success, fruition of your dreams, and congratulations for a job well done.  And it won't really mean a whole lot at the moment. (Except for the $20 bills.  Those mean a lot, any time.)  One of those cards will be from my family, and I haven't decided on the $20 or towels, but I DO know what my wish for you is.

I hope you suffer a little in college and/or those first few years out on your own.  
Not big hurts or devastating setbacks or anything like that, but just enough discomfort to give you good stories to tell later in life.  

I hope you eat a lot of ramen noodles.  Nothing makes you appreciate good food like running out of food points on your card in the middle of the semester and having to rely on the 10-for-$2 specials on ramen noodles.  

I hope you get a roommate or co-worker that drives you a little nuts with their weird breathing or obsession with Luke Bryan or wet towels on your bed.  It sort of makes you look at your family in a different light.  All of a sudden, that really annoying brother or mother that you couldn't wait to get away from seems downright charming.  

I hope you get a really crummy job for a while....it might be work study, it might be your first job since you didn't go to college, but I hope it's something like shoveling beer cans for a recycling center in the summer or re-shelving scientific periodicals in the school library.  Every hour will seem like three.  And you'll spend every miserable minute planning a life that's better...and it WILL be, because this is such a motivating time in your life.  Don't ever forget it.  

I hope you live in the old dorm or the old apartment that is drafty, has odd plumbing issues and where everyone who lives there knows (and fights for) the one good spot on the sproing-y couch.  You might spend one whole night on that couch with snow shovels and a (root) beer, waiting to kill the poisoned mice that stagger out of the laundry room.  You'll have AWESOME stories, and what's more, the day you get into a newer, nicer apartment will be the day you hug a refrigerator and gloat at the richness of the joint.  

I hope you're lonely once in a while.  Not the despairing "no one likes me and I want to die" lonely, but the "Gosh, it's just me and...well,...myself.  NOW what?!" kind of lonely.  It will give you time to think of a new way to prepare ramen noodles (with or without store brand ketchup) and to call home without having to act all cool and grown up.  Or take a shower to wash the stale beer smell off from your miserable (but temporary) job.  Or reset the mousetraps.  

And I hope in twenty years or so, you'll be telling whipper-snapper high school graduates that they need to suffer a little to have great stories like yours, that they'll learn more about accomplishment in adult life by having a little discomfort right at the get-go.  

Congratulations!  You rock!  
Sincerely, 
The Farmer's Wife