You might be from Garfield County if....

• you were baptized at Hell Creek or Devil's Creek. (It's TRUE!)
• you gauge coat weather by whether or not Basco has the garage door of the old Fire Hall open.
• you talk fondly about Sweet Marie and everyone knows you love ice cream.
• you know a pickup by the dog in the back.
• you've had to drive at least 81 miles for a dinner-and-a-movie date.
• you're related to a Murnion. (This is true, too! I think nearly everyone is, here, by one marriage or another...)
• you have a story about "The Trees".  Good OR bad. Or both.
• your outfit is muddy to the hood and people congratulate you on your good fortune.
• you had the Ryan Grocery phone number memorized before age 10.

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