Really?

Of the seven respondants on my poll, 4 readers think Cohagen is a happening place! You've obviously never visited our fair post office in person. And I really, really, really have to wonder about people who come back time and again to a blog that discusses primitive insect eradication rituals and has super-model cows. I appreciate your dedication, and one day will write something that has some cultural and/or spiritual significance.  I DO have those thoughts, but when I sit down to write, the deep thoughts vaporize and I end up writing nonsense.

And, the remaining 3 voters actually admitted that they didn't mean to start reading the Chronicles, but now they can't stop.  Sort of like journalistic M&M's. 

I'm a little surprised no one reads for the cow pictures or beauty tips.  AND none of my relatives are reading the Chronicles! At least none that will admit it.  That stings.

Thanks for stopping by, and for those loyal seven who took precious seconds out of your day to vote, there's a special place in my heart for you, and if you ever mistakenly end up in Cohagen, do come by the house for really good coffee and the dessert of the day.


(Oh, and I have to tell you all this funny and embarrassing thing...I check the little map at the bottom of my blog to see where readers are checking in from. Don't worry, I have no idea what your identity is, just where you come from.  Anyway, there was this reader that appeared to be stalking me from Joliet, Montana.  Like, it was showing up on the MapLoco 4 or 5 times a day! It was starting to get a little scary. Until, one day, I had a little spark of intelligent thought and realized that, yes, they checked in nearly as often as I checked in, and yes, it was about the same time of day as I was checking in. I was stalking myself. Go ahead and laugh...I did!)