Sunday, August 02, 2015

Go Fish...With Kids!

The first weekend of August, after all the "professional" grownup fishing tournaments are finished and the lake clears out before bow hunting season, there's a kids' fishing tournament for little 'uns age 0-12.  Last year Auntie Luann and Uncle Chuck took us (the kids and me) for the first time.  We had such a great weekend that we all made plans for this year!  

I only had my cell phone, and didn't take all the pictures I should have, but here are a few from the 2015 tourney!


This is the view from Chuck and Luann's cabin at twilight....

The blue moon over Hell Creek at 10 p.m. 

And morning on the deck before anyone is up...my favorite time at the lake.  


Aunt Luann went on a flower tour because the Farmer ended up coming with us!  So you see the tip of his white-as-snow farmer's leg here, helping Maggie bait her hook.


Angus and Uncle Chuck surveying the lay of the land, discussing where the fish might be hiding.


It's hot, but we're so happy!!!


Cooling her tootsies during a break in fishing!


I'd just like to say, fishing at Hell Creek IS a little slice of heaven.  


You'll note the tshirt is gone.
And although you can't see it, creme soda and caramel corn have been consumed by now....
Life is so good!


I love the lake!
(Fossilized shark tooth necklace courtesy Homer, Linda, and Elsie Hickam.)


On our way back to measure the catch of the day!


Happy toes, no fish hooks!


Hell Creek formation is a dinosaur hunter's dream destination. 
Apparently, they all brought friends, because I counted at least 50 tents in the paleontology camp...
Mixed emotions about THIS, from a local's viewpoint. 


Uncle-Grampa Chuck and the ROUS!


This is very serious stuff.
Our fish are about to be measured, our place in the fishing bragging squad ensured or denied....



We didn't catch a Northern Pike (MUCH to their disappointment, because Northerns are fierce, scary fish!), but we admire those who did!


First fat small-mouth bass: 17 inches


Second small-mouth bass: 17 1/2 inches

The other two bass were negligible according to the the committee, but we were happy to bring 4 in! 
The lake is so hot right now, and nothing is really biting to speak of. 
Uncle Chuck said that in May they would haul in 30 fish in that amount of time but this time of year we only managed 5 (one we threw back, little guy) and lost a big beast that probably would have won us $5 for largest salmon or something.  

One of the best parts of the kids' fishing tourney is that all the fish that are caught are cleaned and cooked, so the kids (and everyone else) can taste the fruits of their labour!  We all chip in with potluck salads and desserts, and then applaud the big catches of the day afterward. 

What an amazing time! 
We're on a fishing hangover today, sunburnt and frazzled, but ready for next year which will be Maggie's last chance.



Saturday, June 13, 2015

She Puts On a Good Show

Montana, Montana, 
Glory of the West

Honoring a Grammy's Request...

for more baseball pictures!

This team is HOT.
Not in their batting, catching, big plays, scoring, or anything like that.
They're pantingly warm in their little dark blue TB Rays tee shirts, playing ball in 90 degrees, with no shade whatsoever.  One little guy just laid down at third base, with one foot on it just in case the ball should roll his way and he could lounge someone out.  The coaches, bless their hearts, were telling the kids, "Hustle in, hustle out!!" when it was time for them to change from offense to defense and vice-versa, but a slow ooze was about all they got out of 'em.

Here's our man, #6, up to bat:

He's ready. Eyes on the ball. All business, here.
All he needs is a little beard and he'd look like Dustin Pedroia. 


And contact is made!


Tosses the bat like an old pro....


And safe at first.


Watch this run from second to third...
Nothing but air, here.

Trying to decide what to do if he gets there and that US Bank kid won't give him room...


and basically, it's the behind the back sneak approach.

Made it!



Intently watching the batter, now. 


Headed for home....


YES! The man cub scored a point!

Here he is in the outfield.


I'm not sure who's going for the ball, here.

 Little men and big men, baseball players and pals.


This is thirsty work!

After three longish, very hot innings, everyone was happy to call it a game and load up for Dairy Queen!


Thursday, June 11, 2015

Bird Watchers

Hot baby barn swallows in our parking shed.  I know I should revile and despise them, but seriously... 


...look at this precious, out-of-sorts little bird and try to think mean thoughts about it! 
I can't.


The next day, they were flying.
Sort of.
I think they basically half fell to the top of our car where panic ensued when we had to back it out to go to Miles City.  They all managed to flap off of it and back into the shed, but I suspect one or two were lost to the Kitty Brigade who patrol our grounds diligently.

Yesterday, we discovered that we had 5 smart baby swallows and one who may have fallen on his head while learning to fly.  They fly up into the rafters when startled, he flies down to the ground where he says all sorts of panicky things in bird-ese.  While we're out pulling weeds in the yard, I can hear them hollering for their mama, but she hasn't been seen for awhile...it's tough love, and they are NOT impressed with her parenting philosophy.

We also have two sets of house martins who built nests up in the blue spruce trees, but it's a tough neighborhood.  They spend most of their time chasing each other away from their own nest's airspace and swooping at Tessie who thinks they're her pets.

And about two weeks ago, we had goldfinches!
I get all excited when we see birds with bright plumage, because 98% of our birds are little and brown.  Goldfinches look very exotic to us, then, and I felt like a member of the avian paparazzi, sneaking around to try to get pictures before they moved on.

The daddy was a show-off, and why wouldn't he be?!
He has such a neat little cap and nifty tail feathers!

The mama was more cautious and didn't eat as much; she seemed to spend most of her time on guard, looking for cats and other predators.
She was very sweet, though, and I wish I'd gotten a better picture of her.




VetGun



See this?
It's like a paintball gun that can be used to apply insecticide to livestock.
Looks like fun, doesn't it?

IT IS!!!!!

The Farmer picked one up in Miles last night so we could dose the bulls without having to gather them and bring them into the corral, since the flies are so bad this year and it looks as though we'll be dosing more frequently. I've been campaigning for a VetGun for quite a while now, mostly so I can shoot the bulls I hate and not get in trouble for doing it.

This afternoon, we went out and I "dosed" five bulls.
It was indescribably satisfying to point the gun at their big old sides, pull the trigger (WHUMP), and see the SPLAT.  They jumped a little, but then turned and looked at us with very hurt feelings..."Why would you SHOOT me?!" If bulls could pout, they'd be sticking out their bottom lips, acting all abused and betrayed.

I tried to talk the Farmer into doing two doses per bull, since they're so much bigger than cows and obviously need more insecticide to be effective, but he limited me to one each.
I guess....if it turns out they need more, I'll just have to go back and shoot them again...

People talk about "the good old days", but I'm quite certain my grandfathers would have loved this little invention.


Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Escoffier

Auguste Escoffier.
His name means absolutely nothing to most people I know, it's a complete conversation killer in most social settings. I have no idea what reaction it might provoke in Europe or New York, but here in the Big Sky country it's completely unknown. Ironically, the way I came to find out about one of the most influential French chefs in history was through a book written by a young man living in Miles City at the time of press, another unfairly under-read piece of writing called "The Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cuisine".  

Steven Rinella grew up in Michigan, but ended up living in Miles City because his brother lived there, working for the State Fish and Game. Along the course of his life, a friend gave him a copy of Le Guide Culinaire, Auguste Escoffier's definitive (and massive) guide to French cooking. As he read through it, he developed a plan to make a three day feast of Escoffier recipes made as entirely as he could from ingredients he procured by hunting, fishing, and gathering.  Things like eels. And baby pigeons (which he managed to capture from nests behind the 600 Cafe).  I highly recommend "The Scavenger's Guide..." to anyone interested in travel, wildlife, cooking, hunting, fishing, culture, and Montana. 


As Rinella wrote through the process of his feast, he also wrote about Auguste Escoffier who was fascinating to me.  His name alone was magnificent to say, pronounced "Ah-GOOST Es-KOFE-ee-AY"....go ahead, try it out!....but his artistry with food was stunning.  I learned that he prepared dishes for royalty, one of which really and truly was "four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie; when the pie was opened, the birds began to sing".  I've always thought that the birds beginning to sing was a figurative way to say the pie was sublime in taste, but it turns out he really DID have live birds in there.  Escoffier baked a blackbird pie (and yes, in those days they used songbirds as meat, though I can't begin to think how many it would take to get a decent pot pie together), then baked a separate faux crust which he used to entrap the four and twenty REAL blackbirds.  Imagine, then, when the faux crust was cut and the birds were released! I assume the real pie had been covered with layers of cloth so that it would not be contaminated, but the idea of that sort of dish...what flair and ingenuity! 

You can see why I was entranced.

About a month ago, I was browsing the books at our Miles City thrift store St. Vincent de Paul, when I came across a most unusual title (for our area of the world): Auguste Escoffier, Memories of My Life.  I almost squealed out loud!  His autobiography!  In hard cover! It turns out his great grand-daughter-in-law had inherited Escoffier's notes, letters, menus, and an autobiography he'd written but that had never been taken note of or considered for publication.  By the time he'd died (in 1935), no one was interested in old turn of the century French chefs; the world was recovering from the first World War, on the precipice of the second, and there were other worries and ideas that took precedence.  Laurence Escoffier, however, had the good sense to translate his writings, go through the photographs and menus, and publish the best and most interesting in this book.


It was richness, to read in Escoffier's own words, from his own viewpoint, about how he'd developed as a chef.  He started out watching his grandmothers in the kitchen, and the very first thing he ever made was coffee, which at that time was rare and precious, a treat saved for special occasions.  It turned out brilliantly, and he was scolded as well as praised. 

The book contained photographs of his family, the places that were significant in his life, descriptions of people he rubbed shoulders with through his career (a who's-who of world leaders and artists), but most wonderfully....the menus and some recipes.  

Escoffier was famous not only for the brilliance of his dishes and the ingredients he put together, but for the way he was able to build menus that suited the occasion, guests, season, and period.  In his autobiography, he explains some of the menus and how he decided what should be served.  As someone who loves to cook for people (and eat), I took careful note of his thought process and consideration of what was in season.  The menus themselves were literal works of art, and along with being fun to read and imagine, they were gorgeous to look at.  


In his autobiography, Escoffier includes the recipes for Poularde Edouard VII and five other dishes on this menu which was for a fete to celebrate the coronation of England's Prince Edward VII.  The recipes assume the cook is as experienced as he, so while they're very specific about ingredients ("Choose perfectly ripe white peaches."), the processes are not explained in detail ("Place the peaches in a timbale containing a layer of vanilla ice cream covered with a strawberry puree'."). 

Last week, in the same thrift store, I found ANOTHER book about Escoffier, which I'm assuming was donated by the same person who'd left the autobiography.  This book, The World of Escoffier, is more about the culture and people of the time period and less about Escoffier himself.  No matter, it's beautifully done and adds to the picture I have in my head of his lifestyle. 
I'm hoping, hoping, hoping that same donor will casually drop off a copy of Le Guide Culinaire (pronounced "Lay GHEED Coo-linn-AIR").  I'd have to bring it home, place it next to Les Miserable, train a spotlight on it, and show everyone who comes in the door. 

Now you know a tiny bit about Auguste Escoffier...in the unlikely event his name comes up at a cocktail party or book club, you will not be completely ignorant of the man! And if you're in the least bit interested in French culture and cuisine, specifically at the turn of the century (1900s) in Europe, you'll enjoy his autobiography.  



Friday, June 05, 2015

It Takes All Kinds

After gardening and observing gardeners for some time, I've developed a loose theory about people who plant.
I think there are Process gardeners and Product gardeners.

Product gardeners plant and dig and design with the end "product" in mind.  They almost always have a plan; they're the ones you see in the green house with a list in hand, filling their cardboard box with very specific plants. When they get the plants home, they'll plant them according to the plan they made that winter. There may be a diagram, or even a pot how-to that they printed off the computer like so:


When Product gardeners plant vegetables, they only plant the ones they know they have a specific purpose for when the plants mature. If they don't eat swiss chard, they won't plant it, no matter how eye catching it is.  Product gardeners have very neat gardens and pots with well-behaved plants.  There really are no surprises and that's comforting to them. 
When they look out the window, everything is as it should be and the gardens generally look something like this:
Product gardeners are the epitome of discipline and their end products are enviable. In fact, Product gardeners are usually the reason people get into gardening in the first place; they want THEIR yards to look like that, too.
(Incidentally, I presume they're also the people who have their canned goods in order, alphabetically, and their bathrooms are always clean.)


Process gardeners generally begin as Product gardeners, I believe, but once they realize the variety of plants and the magic of a seed turning into a hollyhock, something inside them snaps and they're never the same. 
Process gardeners go to the greenhouse with the vague notion that they're going to get "some flowers" for the pots on their deck and "some vegetables" so they'll have something to put in their salads later in the summer.  They're very open minded and adventurous when buying plants; this is both their charm and downfall...
Process gardeners often get home with an SUV full of plants and not the vaguest notion of where to put them.  Their enthusiasm is bigger than their space (AND their wallets), but they're undaunted.
They love digging and planting, they grow attached to their plants and posies....mourning the loss of a tomato plant as personally as one would a great aunt.  
Their pots generally look something like this:
There could be a tomato lurking at the back of this container....
one never knows with a Process gardener.

Seed packets are always enticing to Process gardeners, with pretty pictures and relatively cheap cost.
To be painfully honest, almost anything plant related is enticing to Process gardeners. 

Their gardens often look like this:
The delight is in the mystery.
Process gardeners are generally forgetful and end up overplanting a zinna in a bed they've already seeded to lettuce or something. 
I assume this is where French intensive gardening got started; someone cleverly thought to make a Process gardener's absentmindedness into a fahncy sounding plan that really just means "I planted too much in this bed and can't bear to tear any of it out". 

I've never really met anyone who lives with a foot in both camps, a Process oriented Product gardener. Some gardeners will try to pretend they're one when they're really wired the other way. It's funny for me to watch Product gardeners try to do a "casual" pot or bed. Try as they may, they can't help making it neat and tidy, with crisp edges.  What is "relaxed" to a Product gardener is considered "formal" to the rest of the world....even if they use sprawl-y plants, the plants will be trained to sprawl in a specific direction. 
Likewise, it's equally amusing to hand a Process gardener a specific amount of money (say, $50) and a detailed list, stating that they must stay within those bounds.  They cannot, and end up cutting deals at the checkout over the extra ivy leafed geranium, 4 pack of banana peppers, seed packets for bachelor buttons that somehow slipped into the cart. 

There's nothing morally superior about either type of gardener, no matter what anyone says.
(I'm a Process person who tries not to envy the Product folks OR pity their lack of adventure.)
No matter how we go about it, gardening makes the world a more beautiful place for ourselves and others. 

And now, I'm going to go plant some flame red salvia and a rosemary plant that called my name yesterday while I purchased a hanging basket.
I think there's room in the carrot/zinnia/pea/cucumber bed....










Thursday, May 28, 2015

Hollyhock Hold-Em

Gardeners are gamblers.
There. 
I said it. 
There's no gardener twelve step recovery program, no Alcea Anonymous, no counselling or therapy groups because....get this....gardening has gotten this reputation for BEING therapy. (Can you beat that? It's being introduced in grade schools and prisons, for crying in a bucket! There's all this concern over legalizing marijuana in the U.S., while an insidious addiction is being released to vulnerable and unknowing citizens LEGITIMATELY.)

This time of year is the worst for gamblers....er....gardeners.
Every hardware/office supply/pharmacy/grocery store has a little auxiliary greenhouse set up to "deal" the cards (plants).  It's impossible to resist, even for those without dominant horticultural genetics. The greenhouses are just so...green, and bright, and smell good! After a long Montana winter, the colors beckon even the strongest willed curmudgeon.  

"Ooooo! Petunias! My grandma always grew petunias..."

and

"The tomato plant is $2.00 and will produce, like, 50 tomatoes.  I just spent $2.00 on ONE tomato at the grocery store and it'll be gone in 24 hours..."

or

"I grew a sunflower in a paper cup in first grade.  I could TOTALLY grow a garden this year. With petunias. And a hanging basket.  No...TWO hanging baskets."

You see?
EVIL!

And that's just the beginning!

When the soul is truly lost, one begins cutting moral deals with oneself. 
Example: "I don't spend money on cigarettes or gym memberships or even brand name salad dressing. I DESERVE a few flowers. And a couple tomato plants. And a rototiller."
Or so I've heard.

But the really ugly secret is about the underground plant deals going on in May, between gardeners of a certain level of commitment/addiction...

Here's the thing.
You can't move a day lily, iris, salvia, or viola in these circles unless you have a new varietal bootlegged from a cousin in Texas, say, who got it from Mexico, say, and "borrowed" the "cuttings" or "seed" from a garden they were walking past on a historical tour, say...
These are serious players. 
They're pro. 
Don't think you can offer up a regular old Harrison's Yellow rose *yawn* and get a blue poppy root. 
You'd better have something good. 
Something coveted in that zone.
Something....special.

The tricky thing about putting plants on the table in eastern Montana is that there are very, very few organisms that can survive in these conditions....-40 with windchill and no protection in January, 98 degrees with no humidity in July.  Basically, anything that will grow in either Siberia OR the aforementioned Mexico; preferably something that will grow either/or. 
Kind of like gardening on Mars.
And that's not mentioning the soil factor! 
The plant also has to be alkali tolerant, for the most part, and acclimated to gumbo soil which is basically clay pot stuff...goopy slick to cement consistency. 
This reduces the pool of plants even further.
Montana garden-lers have to learn to bluff really well or discover new species every few years.
If I lived in Missouri, I'd be throwing down Sophora secundiflora starts (Texas Mountain Laurel) and fishing for Aquilegia coerulea (blue columbine)...*wistful zone 5 dreams*...but here in Cohagen, I'm stuck with Russian sage and yarrow. 

I'm down to shuffling my own plants in my own yard, having no talent for bluffing or money for discovery.  
It's bleak.

HOWEVER...

It occurred to me when I was trying to unload some perennial geraniums and Siberian iris this spring that my mother-in-law (of the Pluhar Botanical Gardens) retired and moved last fall, forgetting to pack her abundant inventory of plants. Google searches don't have any information on the "respectable time to wait before garden salvage may commence" so I'm still in flux as to how long to refrain from relocating the loot.
I mean, saving the abandoned plants, of course.
And then...

Deal me in, kids; I'm back in the game!

actually
steal my MIL's plants. I may use the rhubarb and asparagus, but we've had a longstanding agreement about that for years, so it's not a dramatic showdown in any way.>




Monday, May 25, 2015

Reasons We Live For Summer


  • FISHING.
  • There are no school nights for three months.  THREE MONTHS! We can stay up with glow sticks and sparklers and movies on the Disney channel.  
  • Bare feet or flip flops; either way...it's a glorious way to live.
  • Milkshakes. (Or any other form of ice cream, but this is the pinnacle of ice cream perfection....) 
  • Campfires, which occur on non-school nights wearing only flip flops or nothing on feet.
  • Running through the sprinkler! 
  • Windows open 24/7, drowning in fresh air....aaaahhhh....
  • Days that last for approximately 18 hours, give or take a couple on either end of summer. (That's not a "fact", but it sure feels good to say it...)
  • Tomatoes
  • No school nights!!!! Did I mention that already?
  • Baseball. (Go Red Sox!) (No. Really. GO!!! Hit, run, field, pitch strike outs....GO!!!!)
  • Running in shorts...not insulated coveralls or fleece lined anything or stocking caps.
  • Digging in the dirt. All of us.
  • Fat, black cows with gorgeous big calves in a green pasture, grazing and growing the best steaks in the United States, amen. 
  • Sidewalk chalk pictures of happy things, bright imaginations on display fearlessly.
  • Bubbles
  • Lakes and boats and eating chips in swimming suits before hitting the water again....barefoot, on an 18 hour day, before a campfire where the best steaks in the United States are grilled. 
  • G&Ts on the deck....or at aforementioned lake.
  • Friends and family in the Redneck Guesthouse!  We don't really get company the rest of the year, but in the summer our loved ones come sleep in our ancient camper/bunkhouse until they can't stand it. (About 3 days is the brave average.)
  • Hammocks.
  • Geraniums in pots that are, yes, predictable and unoriginal, but dear...and we have to water them every day. 
  • Vacation Bible School...I'm going on nearly 20 years of VBS (with stops and starts in the middle), my kids have been every year of their life.  God touches lives here, you all; pray for your local VBS leaders and kids.
  • Car windows down, hair blowing, Eagles blasting from the speakers....
  • County fairs.
  • COLOR!  Oh, my goodness....for 9 months of the year, all we see is grey, brown, and the occasional John Deere green on the tractor. In the summer we see dandelion yellow, popsicle blue, the indescribably beautiful red-white-and-blue of our nation's flag, green winter wheat, orange sunsets....we're so thirsty for color, and for three months of the year we just soak it up.
  • Rodeos. My kids don't see nearly enough, but rodeo = summer to me.
  • The smell of warm sagebrush....  I'm pretty sure God will pipe that into Heaven for us.
  • Birdsong.  It's silent here, except for the wind.  The larks and blackbirds are the soundtrack to summer on the prairie in the summer.
  • Branding smoke.  Oh, for homesick if you're gone this time of year!
  • Potato salad and potato chips.  I know you can make it any time of the year but it really and truly is seasonal for me. 
  • Swimming til cold, sear on the shore, repeat...
  • Beer. Don't judge.
  • No school nights. For three months. Barefoot. 18 hour days.
To be continued...

(Why do YOU live for summer?)