Investigation revealed extensive damage to the Farmer's Wife's garden:
WARNING!
Some of these images are graphic!
If viewers are gardeners, these images may be disturbing; continue on at your own risk!
The trail of incrimination...
Discarded pea plant...
She's fond of peppers, not peas, as is evidenced by the hasty spitting out of the pictured foliage!
Distinctive hoof-prints!
Ravaged beets! Again, not the pepper plants she was seeking.
Baby bean plants, killed in the early stages of their young lives....how brutal!
All that remains of my peppers...
*sniffle*
Lily Ann escapes her pen at least once a day, generally at night, pillaging and destroying vegetation.
She shows complete disregard for any fences or boundaries, as well as marked disdain for anyone that is not carrying a big old jug of milk.
Should you encounter this rascal, do not attempt to approach her! (Particularly if you smell like pepper plants.) Contact the Farmer's Wife, immediately!
A reward of 4 dozen cookies (your choice) will be furnished to anyone giving information leading to the apprehension of this bovine rapscallion!
2 comments:
If my Irish Setter, Sadie, knew how to get to Montana, they could start their own gang! So sorry for your loss, especially the poor little bean plants -- as Hugh Grant said in Notting Hill about the murdered carrots, "Beastly"!
She finished off the pepper plants last night.
Beastly, indeed!
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