This is the House Fairy. She visits the houses of good wives and mothers during the time children nap, waves her wand full of 409 and "Tra-la-la-la-lee!", the house is sparkling and your hair is done, too!
She hasn't been to my house for a couple of years, I calculate. Okay, maybe 5 years. But she seems to be hitting my mother-in-law's house with regularity. Hmm. I have high hopes for the Tooth Fairy; she can either do a little mop up or send a message to the House Fairy that things are at a critical stage at 626 Two Furrow Rd!
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